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Uh oh. Your ship has been blown into ominous waters. Crewmates whisper of terrifying nightmares. Of hellish monsters. Of a soft cry on the wind. Of a warm bed and - this is getting away from me.

A mutiny is imminent. You really shouldn't be out here, Captain...

But what will you do?

• Return to a safe harbour to start your adventure again
• Consult the ship's bard for guidance (Really? This is your choice?)
• Write a letter, put it in a bottle, and throw it into the sea. I mean, it has as much chance of working as anything else, right? I've even structured the letter for you